20 Jul 14
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I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
— Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

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18 Jul 14
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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

 

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16 Jul 14
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doggedlyjohn:

THIS IS HOW HER HAIR SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THE WHOLE TIME THOUGH

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11 Jul 14
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11 Jul 14
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paxamgays:

nash grier

paxamgays:

nash grier

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11 Jul 14
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dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

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8 Jul 14
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8 Jul 14
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8 Jul 14
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roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

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8 Jul 14
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5 Jul 14
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hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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5 Jul 14
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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

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